Saturday, April 02, 2005
Today i did 2 major pranks. The VICTIMS are my mum and Ridzuan Hakim my gd friend.
I try to prank on my sayang. But tak jadi.Let me tell you bout the prank. Hope you laugh your lungs out. Hahaha.
Prank 1- My Mum was sleeping. Suddenly I shouted and i start crying. I show her my hand. I told her that i cut myself very deep. My mum start to panic. She pick up the phone and called my dad. Everything sounds so serious already. Then suddenly, I shouted April' s fool. I told my mum that the blood was actually ketchup and some colouring. And i tell you have just been punk'd by Danny JackAss. Haha. She gave me the evil smile saying that she having a revenge.
Prank 2- I call Ridzuan. I asked to him lepak with me under his block. So he say okay but after he finish eating and praying. I say ok. 10 mins later, he called me. He asked where am I. And i asked him why people call me Danny JackAss. And i asked him what day is it. And i shouted April fool. Hahaha. Kesian Wan. Dier Dah siap penat, pas tu kana April's Fool.
So who dare challenge Danny The JackAss.. Hahaha..Thats all bitches and bastard
Danny jackass fucking off smiling
Hamdan a.k.a Danny JackAss.
Equipments Needed : A floorball Stick, New Handphone, New Clothes
A JackAss That is totally in love with his ninja girl
To kill the rich and feed the poor
And to be everything that i want myself to be
