Sunday, April 09, 2006

hey pimps...im glad that im having my holiday right now..and my exams are over...but only for now....theres still my finals and attachment....and school for me now is much more fun than the holidays..holidays is so fuck up and boring..

My saturday was fun...spend time with my friends...all jackasses... we all don't care what people think bout us....so we just make as much noise as we want...follow people around..disturb groups of people...and did some pranks such as beating up my friend (act only) until the security came...hehee....make noises in the bus....animal noise..a horse and a sheep...hehehe.. but yesterday ive made someone angry..coz i promise that person i wanna meet but i did not coz im having so much fun with my friends...and my cellphone keep turning off..and i dunno y...and now i dunno how to cheer that person up..im sorry k..im really really sorry....

Today i dunno whether im going out...coz both my parents at home and they haven decide where to go...if they never go anywhere...i will go out with ma friends...and today is sunday, family day..sometimes i feel bad that im always out with ma friends...and not with my family...arghhh!!! ok..i decided to stay at home today...since my whole family will be home....hehehe..im such a good son...

Anyway...my holidays are quite boring coz most of my ite friends are working and im not...i need money...but i lazy to work... i need to take my license this month and i have no cash in my pocket...what am i gonna do..my friends already taking their license now.....im so jealous...and i will be taking the bus while my friends riding their motor...

So hows everyone? fine? tag me ya and tell me whats goin on with ur life aites....take care

bye pimps...XD

Danny JackAss Fucking off

Monday, February 27, 2006

Hey pimps...im back from blogging....sorry for not blogging for about 3-4 months i guess...or more...due to huge request...i mean not that huge..only 1 or 2 person..i will start blogging again aites...

Actually theres alot of things going on in my life...i met new friends...make new friends...and even fought with my friends...
In my tagboard....Some people said that when im in school..i act big...but actually im an emotional person...theres a soft side in everyone...u dun expect me to emotional-less rite? i do know how to love..but i people do make mistake...im not perfect..u are not perfect...but anyway..thanks for tagging pimps.....

To tell u pimps the truth...i do miss her...i made the biggest mistake in my life...but i cant do nothing...shes counting so much on me but i destroy it....and now shes cant trusting me anymore...but i wanna be back with her....i do love her...i wanna be back with her...but fat hope...i wont get her anymore...i think i will try...

Enough of love shit...now im single and available...hehehe....lifes fun for me...spending most of my time with friends...School gettin bored....now i wake up when i want and go school if i want....i missed class alot...shit..i hope i wont get debarred....My friends cool....now im addicted to the game BATTLEFIELD 2....the influence me....so mostly we will spend 4 bucks to play battlefield....One of my friends start to change...he now believes in love i guess....im proud of him...i wont get so detailed bout him aites....So everyone do fall in love....hmmm...

I think thats all pimps.....i will blog again aites...i wanna go school now....

DAnny Jackass Fucking off again

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Theres 1 thing i wanna say.. I miss you

Friday, November 04, 2005

Hi pimps.....Selamat HAri Raye..

ANyway...not going to write about the celebrations....just wanted to write about my love life...it sucks...you know y..? i put on high hopes..and in the end..it changes...just like that..why i always get treated the best at the starting point of a relationship..and when 2 or 3 months pass...they change....the love for me drop...the love for me change.....now..i cant trust love anymore...
And its unfair when u totally did nothing wrong or they just didnt want to tell me what i did wrong...I think of her all the time..does she?
And i can count how many times she said "love you too"...last time its countless...
Anyway..still loving you..

DAnny JAckass Fucking Off

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Haiz...i miss my sayang lots..i have not meet her like for how many days already seh...its like my life is nothing without her... i understand dat u are busy sayang..hehe..i just wanna tell u that i love you and i miss u alot..

Friday, October 21, 2005

hey pimps....i wrote this post because now i felt really miserable and sad and sad and sad and sad...im totally out of words.. tears running down my heart....i just felt that something pierce into my heart....i just feel that im not important anymore....we use to share alot..alot of laughter....smiles....i just want the old her....maybe thats the old her...i hope im dreaming...i want to wake up from this nightmare....our calls seems to be quiet and peace right now....

I hope she still love me as much as she do...what i felt rite now is true...im really in deep sorrows.....what is happening? i love her alot..does she? I think that fucking bu**h make this happen...but she said no....but when she start to be in her life...everything seems fuck up...i really hate that fucking butch lah...i cant deny...i hope she read this...sorry sayang..i really hate her...i cant deny this fact...if u want to be angry with me because of that...i really cant understand...maybe u should understand my feelings sayang...last time we want to spend every minute with each other...now is different...

HAte this feeling....

Arghhhh! Fuck Up Life.........

Danny JAckAss Fucking off with tears and sorrows

Monday, October 03, 2005

hey pimps...i had a very dull weekend....

Saturday- Planned to catch a movie with my sayang but unfortunately she had to follow her mom and aunt to johor...of all places, johor....haiz..3 straight saturdays never get to go out with her...as i was bored at my fucking house....i called up my school friends...and guess what..they are all lazy...what sak...for the first time i heard them lazy to go out on saturday...maybe they dont want to go out with me....nvm lah...So called my bestfriend, wan....he ajak me slack with him and the rest at bukit panjang...while slacking i suggested to go jamming..and wan said that at arab street got jamming studio..10 bucks per hour..thats cheap....so we went there...but due to time constraining and some intelligent and confident person...we didnt manage to go jamming..so we were stuck at arab street...went to some of malay heritage shop....very the interesting... Den went back to bukit panjang...go bukit panjang park and look for supernatural stuffs...didnt manage to see 1...but wan and ah gau saw 1....so lucky seh....so after that i and ah gau went back home....i borrowed ah gau guitar....hahaha....

Today- My sayang working...so cant go out with her..my parents went johor...so left me and my bro at home....bored to the max sak...my sayang is sick today...but due to her stubborn-ness she still continue working...degil tau sayang i nie..i gigit aru tau....haiz...she like to make me worry....ah gau came over to play x-box with me..hehehe,,,he always lose...danny kan pro....shit ah..tomorrow schooling...My exams are coming and i didnt study...haiz....whole watch tv.....called my sayang....ARGHHHHH!!! bored....

So..thats my weekend dudes....boring madness....anyway...i mish my sayang..2 days nv got to meet her...i hope she get well soon...anyway...i really want a new hp...so must save up money....haiz...and cannot eat...

I think thats all....

Danny JackAss Fucking Off

Ps: I love and mish you alot sayang...muaccckz

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Hey pimps...didnt blog for quite some time...hmmm...im at home not going to school coz i have a very BAD SORE THROAT.... fuck...but im sure i will be going for floorball later...hahaha....im so lucky that i didnt get debarred from exams....2 of my friends was debarred...its unfair...the other class, not a single student get debar....Anyway school is now a normal activity for me...last time im so SEMANGAT to go to school but now..haiz..dunno what to say...my friends are still the best..they make me laugh, irritz me, and laugh at my lame jokes....but im lucky to have a crazy girlfriend in school...shes the clown of my heart..hyahaha...sorry dear...muackzz...

Theres alot of thing happening in school...people now know me as Danny JAckAss...shit..i shudnt have wear the jacket....my sayang got selected for the soccer team...i tot im sure going to fail my Excel, but i pass....but theres 1 thing that didnt happen...theres no fight in school...ITE is a popular school, for fightin....hahaha...funny ah..life seems to be upside down...i want a new handphone....i want a floorball stick...plz somebody buy me one...each person donate money and buy for me that lah...But i think no one would buy for me....hahaha...coz im a nobody what..just a jackass in school....but i want those things...if i can get one of those..i will be very happy....

Hey...me and my sayang have been together nearly a month..hahaha...for you its just a month..but for me...its meaningful for me...waiting for a month is like waiting for a year....so im glad to be with her..no matter how long is it....but i hope this can go far...hehehe..."dah lah orang tu on the day of our wedding dia gi keje...lepas tu makan kat changkat changi sak" den on hari nikah....dier gi geylang...wat is this.... MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...

Hey shit...my throat is like shit.....i think i better go now..

Danny JackAss Fucking Off

Ps: Happy Birthday HUDA....may god bless u with everything u wanted...heheh....eventhough kite tak rapat sangat..i just wanna wish you the best and hope this friendship wont end...bye bulu pehe....sorry takde present ah....

PS: Good luck sayang for your soccer match today..score for me goals aites...hehehe...i love you so much....muaccccckkkkkzzzz..a good luck kiss for you...."NAK ICE-CREAM"

Monday, September 19, 2005

hey pimps...u cant believe wat had happen to me this 3 days..friday, saturday, sunday....on friday, after school, i went to my friends house and i also dunno for what...reach there...they watch hindustan...fuck sak...i hate bollywood...den i my friend called..ask to come wan's house..to celebrate his bdae..so i went there...eat eat eat...play takraw den suddenly my whole body start to itch...and my face became swollen...shit...i dunno im allergy to wat..but this is my first time i had allergy...i take a cab home..ask my parents to send me to hospital...i was so sleepy there...i got 2 shots of injections....on the arm it was painful..on the butt was nothing...hehehe...went home..sleep...den my face ok already...
SAturday- didnt even go out...this is my secong saturday that i did not go out with my friends...shit...wasted sak..chill at home..play games..watch tv...eat...fuck sak..im like a useless slug.....
Sunday...at home...at home...all the way....

I miss my sayang so much...i never get to be with her on saturday for the first time..

I think thats all..

DAnny JAckAss FuckIng Off

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Hey pimps...im at home on saturday...First time in my LIFE! hehehe....shit..im bored at home..dinah went her family's chalet...im boredddd...what i did today? Play games...watch tv...talk on the fon with my dear...eat...Hey pimps..i wanna colour my hair ah..bored with blacck hair liao...so dont be surprise aites...

Haiz...tmr goin out..must practice for the role play..shit ah..im so lazyy...and i have no idea where we going..call osso nv pick up..what the fuck...anyway..i joined floorball...its fun man..thanx to arie hu gave me the confidence..haha....the people in floorball seem to be my type..funny..weird..funny..funny..and good at floorball..hehe...yeah..monday got fitness training..must come..must be committed...i hope i could make it to the first team ah...i want the school to see me play..hahahaha...and i need to buy floorball stick..hehe..just buy those cheap one lah..hehe..

Anyway...my friends relationship doesnt go out well...ader dah break up...ader tgh shaky...what the hell man...maybe this mnth is not a month for relationship...but mine seems to be fine...still merepekz...still nyek nyek nyek...hehe...and this time i really hope i can go far with my relationship...ok..i think thats all...nothing to blog..

Danny JackAss Fucking Off

The Introduction Of The JackAss Ninja


Hamdan a.k.a Danny JackAss.


Equipments Needed : A floorball Stick, New Handphone, New Clothes


A JackAss That is totally in love with his ninja girl
To kill the rich and feed the poor
And to be everything that i want myself to be